Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are the same man!

Wonder why the two tech bigwigs never seen in a room together?

Apple CEO Steve Jobs and former head of Microsoft Bill Gates are actually the same man, it was revealed today.

The man, known as Steve Gates, made the announcement to a stunned crowd this morning. Taking his Apple form, he said "Just one more thing...", before pulling off a mask unveiling his Microsoft face.

The revelation will leave fanboys popping their corks.

One said: "I know Apple are known for making big announcements on a Tuesday, but this is ridiculous."

Some commentators were unsurprised, pointing out that the two formats' operating systems have been getting more alike year by year.

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